Time is running out! « The TrogloPundit
Tomorrow, February 18, is TrogloPundit’s one-year anniversary.
As many of you will have noticed, the past 355 days have not – repeat not - placed TrogloPundit in contention to join the fabled Million Hits in a Year club. That’s why I’m telling you about my anniversary a day short.
See, it’s not too late. All we need is…well…about six hundred and seventy-six thousand hits between now and 11:59 pm tomorrow. That’s it! Okay, a little more than that, I think. Make it six hundred and seventy-seven thousand hits, just to be safe. And that’ll make One Million Hits!
Ooh, you know what would suck? Coming up just a hit or two short. Da-yum.
So anyway. What this all means is: I need links. Every post between now and tomorrow, midnight, should prominently display some incredibly compelling link to any TrogloPundit post. I’m not condoning cheesecake photographs with promises of even greater levels of fleshly exposure on the other side of the click, but I’m not going to argue with them, either. I just won’t look too hard.
I also need hits. If each of you clicks over to TrogloPundit, then cleans out your cache and your cookies, and then clicks again, over and over and over – will that work? I think so. Give it a shot. C’mon, your boss will understand!
With your help, this goal is still within reach. Thank you for your support.
UPDATE - in the comments, Stevegg writes:
…you don’t know Trog like I do. When he gets desperate, he looks like the antithesis of Rule 5.
Yeah. You wouldn’t want me posting pictures of that, would you?